The State of Erin Nolan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.592 billion Erin Nolanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Erin Nolanian economy, worth 868 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,711 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 359,068 per year while the poor average 3,492, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, deer are considered a delicacy, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Erin Nolan's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Erin Nolan is ranked 247,975^th in the world and 4^th in Havana for Most Patriotic, with 2.7 flags saluted per person per day.